I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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