Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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