Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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