Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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