"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Come on in and take your pants off
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