what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
love makes seman taste better
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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