yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she pinky promised me she was 18
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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