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I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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