Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
