i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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