maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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