you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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