so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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