I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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