Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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