I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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