he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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