Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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