it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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