She announced her abortion via fbk
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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