Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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