Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My bed smells like the plague
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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