Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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