You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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