I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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