erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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