our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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