he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Randomize
