were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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