I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's never too late to be topless.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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