it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We are two peas in an std pod
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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