DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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