I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
you never un-have a 4some
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
