Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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