you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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