Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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