South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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