You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize