Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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