Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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