***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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