I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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