I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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