Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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