I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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