I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I party with great urgency now.
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