this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he quoted the bible to break up with me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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