I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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