4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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