speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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