this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
So. Much. Porn.
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