why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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