so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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