Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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