My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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