problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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