Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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